Thursday, November 20, 2008

IT BURNS! IT BURNS!


This was the scene last night when my daughter threw-up all over me and the unexpected burning my skin felt.  Why am I smiling, you ask?  Two reasons:

1.  I wasn't aware that a 21 pound, 15 month old little girl could throw up as much as a 37 year old, 300 pound man.  I guess thinking about it made me laugh.

2.  The amount of gagging/laughing Hubert did while taking off Ellie's really gross pajamas. I told him that he pulled a Vince Vaughn and you know what I'm talking about if  you have seen the previews for his new movie, "Four Christmases."  

Friday, November 14, 2008

The radical 80's


As my daughter sits on my bed playing with my collection of jewelry which consists of one necklace, thank you Hubert, one bracelet, thank you mom, and one toe ring, thank you I don't know who, I decided to post about my five favorite 80's movies and my accompanying favorite lines.  Also, the order they are posted in not only reflects how funny I think they are, but also by how often I can watch them.

5. Some Kind of Wonderful



Keith: Well, I like art, I work in a gas station, my best friend is a tomboy. These things don't fly too well in the American high school. 

4. Say Anything


Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere? 
Joe: By choice, man. 


3. Sixteen Candles



Lumberjack: What's your last name? 
Long Duk Dong: Dong. 
Lumberjack: What's your first name? 
Long Duk Dong: Long. 
Lumberjack: What's your middle name? 
Long Duk Dong: Duk. 


2. Real Genius



Kent: You're all a bunch of degenerates. 
Chris Knight: *We* are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O? 
Kent: You did not. 
Chris Knight: This is true. 
Kent: Look, it was hot and I was hungry, okay? 


1. Better Off Dead



Roy Stalin: You'd make a fine little helper. What's your name? 
Charles De Mar: Charles De Mar. 
Roy Stalin: Shut up, geek. 


Wednesday, November 5, 2008

An Historic Night


Last night, November 4th 2008, Barack Obama was elected the 44th President of the United States.  I have to admit that I was emotional watching he and his family walk out onto that stage in Chicago to give his acceptance speech and in some ways I am still emotional and will continue to be.  As I saw this young African-American man stand so poised and humbled on that stage, I couldn't help but think of what has happened for him to get there and how many people have struggled and died through the years of slavery, segregation, oppression, and so many other trials in order for him to be able to hold the highest office our government provides, the office of the President of the United States of America.  I know that many  people didn't vote for him and are probably frustrated by the outcome, but hopefully the significance of what happened last night and how truly important it is in our  history will not be lost to them.  So today, I decided to find pictures of the long road it has taken for us to have our first and hopefully not the last African-American President.