'Twas three weeks before Christmas and nighttime was falling,
I hadn't yet showered and Ellie was calling.
Hubert walks through the door, her face lights up with glee,
I hand him the baby, finally a chance to pee.
But something was happening, an evening of fun,
So ready, we got, for Ellie to see "The One."
Our branch Christmas party was finally here, a fun time with friends,
And the most fun at the end.
In walks The man, bag thrown over his shoulder,
The kids all go crazy and I have never felt older.
It's finally her turn and I lower her without error,
Who knew all her smiles would turn into pure terror.
Maybe next year will be better, I guess we'll wait a while,
But hey, at least Santa and I got to smile.